Simplify

sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug

When I look in the mirror, I know I’m looking at someone who isn’t sure she deserves to be loved at all.
Nicholas Sparks, Dear John (via kushandwizdom)

gryffrindor:

Favourite Brotp: James Potter & Sirius Black

For Clara []

baboushkat:

Top girl tip no. 1

ALWAYS AT aLL TIMES carry a whoopee cushion with u so if u accidentally let one rip in public u can whip out ur cushion with a smile and a wink at ur company and soak up ur new status as hilarious joke master

putins-boyfriend:

catceleste:

my favorite winter sporting events

Snow Peas

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Beheading

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Bat Impressions

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Speed Cloning

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Bad Ideas

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alexknigston:

people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying

marliusblackinnon:

❝ I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good ❞ 

➤ Marauders ϟ {Art by viria}