Simplify

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

ghost-of-augustus-waters:

Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”

I mean…that’s kind of true

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

humorful:

rejectment:

I have a friend from a diabetes camp who recently past away last weekend. She was a sweet and caring person that always had a smile on her face and she lit up a room every time she walked in. She was a Big Fan of One Direction, in fact, I remember her jamming out to 1D in our camp cabin. She was an amazing person and she left us way too soon.
So if any of you can please go to twitter and tag one direction and #SingForNicole, I would very much appreciate this. Every Tweet Counts, She deserves this. Reblog and spread the word, we want her to be heard.
RIP Nicole Wilson. Fly High in Heaven.

The Concert is Tonight in Dallas and I’m really hoping that they do this for her. If you guys could please help and tweet #SingForNicole and tag one direction, That would mean the world to my friends and I. We got #SingForNicole trending once on twitter, Who says we can’t do it again?
Reblog and spread the word, we want Nicole to be heard. 

humorful:

rejectment:

I have a friend from a diabetes camp who recently past away last weekend. She was a sweet and caring person that always had a smile on her face and she lit up a room every time she walked in. She was a Big Fan of One Direction, in fact, I remember her jamming out to 1D in our camp cabin. She was an amazing person and she left us way too soon.

So if any of you can please go to twitter and tag one direction and #SingForNicole, I would very much appreciate this. Every Tweet Counts, She deserves this. Reblog and spread the word, we want her to be heard.

RIP Nicole Wilson. Fly High in Heaven.

The Concert is Tonight in Dallas and I’m really hoping that they do this for her. If you guys could please help and tweet #SingForNicole and tag one direction, That would mean the world to my friends and I. We got #SingForNicole trending once on twitter, Who says we can’t do it again?

Reblog and spread the word, we want Nicole to be heard. 

I want to be beautiful for myself. Not for anyone or anything but for myself.
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